Always take time to stop and smell the roses
and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Giggle Poetry

~ Star Light, Star Bright ~

Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight,
I'm going to try with all my might,
to keep my jammies dry all night.

© Bruce Lansky
Used With Permission
Courtesy of Giggle Poetry

~ Row, Row, Row Your Boat ~

Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream,
until you hit the waterfall--
then you'll start to scream.

© Bruce Lansky
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Courtesy of Giggle Poetry

~ Daddy Forgets My Name ~

My daddy calls me sweetie pie.
He calls me honey bunny.
He also calls me poopsie,
which I think is kind of funny.

My daddy calls me sugarplum,
and also sleepyhead.
My silly daddy forgets my name
when he tucks me into bed.

© Bruce Lansky
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Courtesy of Giggle Poetry

~ What You Were Like When You Were Born ~

When you were born
you looked so cute
all dressed up in
your birthday suit.

Before you had
been home a week
we noticed that
you'd sprung a leak.

You slept all day
and cried all night--
as soon as we
turned off the light.

To keep you quiet
in your bed
we stuck a diaper
on your head.

© Bruce Lansky
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Courtesy of Giggle Poetry

~ Could Have Been Worse ~

My friends have not seen London,
They've never been to France,
But yesterday at recess
They saw my underpants.

I kicked the ball, my skirt flew up
And I know what they saw.
The girls all stared and blushed and laughed,
The boys said, "Oo-la-la!"

I've thought a lot about it.
This conclusion I have drawn:
I'm embarrassed that they saw them,
But I'm glad I had them on.

© Bruce Lansky
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Courtesy of Giggle Poetry