Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load-a the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who.
Oh never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peeka
Peeka who?
Peeka boo I see you.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Sorry I made you cry!
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!
And finally, just because I like dog jokes :)
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
She was a little husky.
What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
