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Knock, knock.  

Who’s there?  

Alpaca.  

Alpaca who?  

Alpaca the suitcase, you load-a the car!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind, it’s pointless.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peeka

Peeka who?

Peeka boo I see you.

Knock knock. Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Sorry I made you cry!

 

Knock knock. Who’s there?

Shore.

Shore who?

Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!

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And finally, just because I like dog jokes :)

 

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!

 

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

 

What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone.

 

What dog keeps the best time?

A watchdog

 

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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