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Knock, knock.  

Who’s there?  


Alpaca who?  

Alpaca the suitcase, you load-a the car!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind, it’s pointless.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Peeka who?

Peeka boo I see you.

Knock knock. Who’s there?


Boo who?

Sorry I made you cry!


Knock knock. Who’s there?


Shore who?

Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!


And finally, just because I like dog jokes :)


What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!


Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.


What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone.


What dog keeps the best time?

A watchdog


What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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